aishfaish: my friend used to wonder whether someone bringing a flame thrower to school would be considered a firedrill or a lockdown so one time I asked the principle and then I had to go see a guidance counselor even though I was just pointing out a very big discrepency in their security
carstairsangel: When not all the books in the series are the same height. When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go. When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy. When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
skybread: namsteh: raidensexual: murrlin: ...
deosluxmea: thepsychicpaper: aspiringtimelord: I firmly believe that, as he doesn’t deserve the title of The Doctor, John Hurt’s regeneration (wherever it actually falls) should be hereby be referred to as Who Else. Because that’s what the Doctor saw, and said, when faced with his greatest fear. “Of course. Who Else?” I second this full-heartedly I THIRD this both-heartedly!
run-youcleverboy: forgettingkarla: tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a...
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
splashocolors: hey-do-you-know-why-i: ...
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
becca-morley: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you...
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
vvorldwideweb: *takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick: vaugner: on episode three of sherlok and I’m still not exactly sure who destiel is he’s the one holding the sonic screwdriver
blissfully-different: winchesterlicious: where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour I...
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
[[MORE]]I had a huge fight with my now ex best friend last june. At the end she was still harassing me. After ignoring her for almost a year we have moved on from hating each other to be acquaintances. I feel like a weight has been lifted off me. I feel so happy.